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Hymns For Thems And Those Who Will Never Have

by Jonny Apple's Seed

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abby some of the topics our antiquated hymnals overlooked: monsters, tinder mishaps, diss tracks, and unrequited love

hymns for thems is beautiful and shocking and fucking funny... Favorite track: Hem and Haw.
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kcatsnave jonny apple's seed or bust Favorite track: Unrequited Love or Bust!.
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Laura ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა what a wicked and twisted expression of tenderness...
thank you jonny, watch your back <3 Favorite track: We PPed In The Pool of Everything(feat. Headless Mic).
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1.
Hem and Haw 05:04
Time Time Time and age go hand in hand Little do I try Each day follows night What little I grasp I open my hand I see what I get nothing withheld He looks at the floor Self seeking fool Look around Look around Look around you Years and Years and Years and years She was not there Further we grew Separation burrows Distance is clear We were satellites Between state lines No interest on either side The divide Was agreed upon Shackled way of living Follow the wave Crashed at the shore Energy displaced Despondence Hymn and haw Hymn and haw Hymn and haw These songs they mean nothing The people give them meaning We sprawl Hymn and haw Hymn and haw These songs are nothing The people give them meaning We sprawl My plea writhing Change course Come to Remind Those whom You care for For Kymberly
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You have *cough, cough* You (sings/plays right note) have a green beanie some people would say that green beanies are an indication of Four Twenty Culture But Im not against no I’m I’m not against that if thats what you’re into no I’m not against that But that being I cannot say on record that I have been involved in any of that stuff cause i have a job where it could be messy it could be messy julia julia juliAAa Like it could be messy because I’m not.. like they do drug test and stuff like that so I can’t do that but uh we’ll move foreword. I saw you kiss another person on the face and it wasn’t me and thats ok cause i don’t know you that way. This song is in the scale of c and icu and usawme first probably cause thats how you swiped on me. *cough, cough* Theres a photo of you Theres a photo of you with an eye closed and I’m not sure if that means you’re a pirate. Maybe you ha…ve only one eye if that is so that is ok it is alright. Julia Julia If you are a pirate If you are in disguise If you only like some really muscular guys Well thats not me I’m not that guy You’re in the wrong place and its the wrong time Julia Julia Julia They’ll make a fool of ya Julia For Julia
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Succumb 01:32
Now if you are ready when you hear the sound of the horn pipe lyre trigon harp bagpipe and every kind of instrument to fall down and worship the image I have made well and good. But if you do not worship you shall immediately be cast into a burning fiery furnace. And who is the god who will deliver you out of my hands? For Daniel O.
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Troll 3 01:47
They wake you up They make you scream You wet the sheets Quarter pass three In the air You will rise All to meet YOUR DEMISE Trolls Trolls Trolls at the foot of your bed Trolls Trolls Trolls at the foot of your bed And they ask... "DEAL OR NO DEAL?" Blood will spill Thrill of the kill "HOWIE MANDEL" They will scream "IS OUR BELOVED KING" Your limbs will fall Away from your core And out will pour A sacrifice to their lord Trolls Trolls Trolls at the foot of your bed Trolls Trolls Trolls THEY WANT YOU DEAD For Danny
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toboR 03:17
I never thought I’d say this But I think I’m in love with a robot. toboR we love you toboR we need you toboR where do you go at night? Where do you sleep, do you bask in the moonlight? I wanna Get in that warm oven box that you got Feel it all up bring it in and out Give me all your food Give me what you got Oh toboR Please I like you a lot! You make me smile Cause you bring me food And I’m feelin in the mood (yeah) Tell me who you gunna know (yeah) Will you always come to my home? (yeah) When I need you most? (yeah) toboR you’re always there for me and I need you toboR we love you toboR we need you toboR Never thought Id love again Until you rolled up to my place you said “Hey, I got this thing I got this strap It’s in my back Will you help me out with that?” Will you be by my side in the middle of the night? Oh toboR toboR When you roam the streets will you think of me? For Chaz
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[Verse 1: Jony Apple’s Seed] Looked into the pool of everything and found nothing Acknowledging The screams of suffering buffered the in between Frolicking The shallows How low do those Hallows feel [Verse 2: Jony Apple’s Seed] Take a step No dives We take this one at a time And what you find Well that's yours, and if you dont mind? Pour down more in your gullet Maybe solemness is the intent Drink from the tap sink and collapse Stacks on stacks on stacks Placed upon your spine And that's facts Like every Big titty goth who gotta rack Backspace just gave up the scheme No really, the waters fine No really, the waters fine [Verse 3: Headless Mic] Deep beyond the shallows Breaking surface tension Fattest Bellyflop Slop Top Throw you off Carnelian rock Chrome bombs blowin up your spot Shellac blaze burning through your sapphires Jewelry bringing you down but Headless Mic running hellfires Running through your flat topography maps That you tryin to scheme and plottin on Cause you ain’t got nothing to set your rocks on [Verse 4: Jony Apple’s Seed] Rock boi Sucks boi And that's comin from sock boi O boy Step to me and it's a rock in a hard place Deface your collection cause your half steppin You’re drowning in the pool so I'll step in Rocks been dead Need a new Avenue to bring in that bread Oops excuse me, I mean [Verse 5: Headless Mic] Cheese louise Boy you pink as Brie Devil needin' Jesus So he wore a Jesus piece I mean Jesus hair Should be mad aware That we got some bars for ya Here's a call from me to ya. [Verse 6: Headless Mic] Said I'm KING of da SOUF Hank Hillin' Smokin' Pot And Cheese dealin' To T's fiend That's inside em' Couldn't blame him,  Cause I tried em' But what can you do? When you can't save em'? After everything I tried. Blue cheese is what he cravin' Johnny's seeds is in the package. Pops on some He's Beyond a savage Or maybe like a thumb,  Or worse just a rock and cheese addict The illcritic, the lymphatic Adynamicoataxic Causin' traffic Spazztic Any word you can rhyme with Cheesestick “oh shit” [Mini Verse: Jony Apple’s Seed] bodies getting stiff dump em in the rift me and mic plead the fifth “and they’re going to kill us” [Headless Mic] Whoops I lost my head [Verse 7: Jony Apple’s Seed] Ooh You know how I feel I got that deal mhnmmm girl You know the schpiel Jony Apple’s Seeds coming through your field I’m plowin’ em Don’t you be doubting ‘em Im coming here You better b be prepared Oh yeah Spitting seeds out my mouth *spits* KING of da SOUF baby For Tyler
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Dawood Dawood How Did You get away runaway from here? Is that your home, do you feel alone? Do you feel at home there? I wondered about you I always ask how is he doing ause his tweets are so strange he seems so sad he seems insane Whats the coolest thing that you’ve seen? You like music and movies on the screen Kinda tastes like paper. Thats what you said when you ate paper silly Dawood such a character but your great you’re doing fine hows Newyork lets catch up sometime Is that your home now or is it here? are you going to come back this year? You’re always a leader in my eye went through the most trying times in radios lifetime and made it through with just a bruise you’ll always be thought of as that one short dude i can’t only make short jokes to you so ill just say your far away but we miss you and we hope you’re okay For Dawood
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How long How long will we pretend I choose the car next to you just so I’m close to you fall down in my precipice I trip and stumble just so you fix the wound clock in late you said you’ve got a date said she’s a lot like me Do you want to meet at the cafe at three? You lean over my seat and lay your head on me. You say you can’t go on. This is unrequited love but it shouldn’t be I know It’ll never be Cause your in charge of me. All this will ever be an everlasting longing But with our love their is a clause You are my boss. How long How long How long will you pretend that i’m not infatuated this is more than friends you will never know how much I like you sometimes I let it show and you dismiss My Glow For Abby

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All sales of this record will be donated to NTX Mutual Aid, an organization sharing resources to those in need during this public health crisis. They provide direct fund relief for people in the North Texas area that need it, meaning rent, grocery, or medicine funds just to name a few.

Album Artwork by Amanda Maceda @geo_toons

It started all for Julia, someone I matched with on Tinder. Her only dream was to have a song written about her, so I made a dream into reality. Unfortunately after finishing her song, I never heard a response back. I was ghosted. Cold and slighted jaded, I turned to my friends who I knew would want to hear a song written for them. I asked, “Who of you would like to feel special?” So those are the people this is for.

Hymns For Thems And Those Who Will Never Have is my first undertaking in finding my voice. It’s the Jonny Apple’s Seed debut.

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released July 31, 2020

Thank you to all thems and thoes who have helped me out Abby, Chaz, Amanda and Kim.

Future Nest on Track 7, all of the music is sampled from A Pool of Everything album.

Track 11 the bonus track is a cover of 24 by Red House Painters

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